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Thursday, January 15, 2009

MIDNIGHT RECAP, 19 August 1976

19 August 1976

Gad! Nancy Lake of North Carolina,

Chairman, Richard Rosenblum of the Great,
The Oh-so-Great, Delegation from the State of New York,

Representatives proclaim their diverse cultures,
Highlight separate geographies, timed to a moment,
Tied to one central theme,
Arizona, Washington, Indiana, Illinois,
Texas, Alaska, Chinese, Blacks,
Chicanos and I-talo-Americans,
All expected to take twenty-five seconds or less:

I am honored to second the nomination,

The man the American people can trust!

It is with my great pleasure,

We are proud to place the name ---

Miss Perez has set a record -- under fifteen seconds!


The miracle of Josephs coat of many colors,

A head and a heart! A living legend!

The last line of defense!


Gerald R. Ford for President!

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